1. (Source: teemode, via kiyotakasgirlfriend)

  2. bewilden:

    fileformat:

    how are these people not dead

    Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

    (via kiyotakasgirlfriend)

  3. hiddlebutt-cumberbooty:

    cheshirecat:

    flawlesstrueperfection:

    what the fuck kind of theme for nail polish is “germany”

    seriously have we really gone through every other idea in the world

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    did you do it for the puns

    these aren’t even good puns

    i am so disappointed

    I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

    'these aren't even good puns' erm excuse you but “Don't Talk Bach To Me” is fucking comedy gold

    (via kiyotakasgirlfriend)

  4. helladutchess:

    shrekyourself:

    they put a bee in a human hospital bed

    "Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

    "What about that one?"

    "Oh that’s a Bee’s"

    (via kiyotakasgirlfriend)

  5. dreamybean:

    starfleetinginterest:

    what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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    (via reapergrellsutcliff)

    prayermachine:

    hateweasel:

    prayermachine:

    Kuroshitsuji: Names and meanings.

    Of course, Sebastian was named by Ciel - after his dog. It’s also entirely possible that Claude was also named by Alois, leaving his name meaning as a thinly vieled insult.

    Sebastian Michaelis is also the name of a French inquisitor known for writing the book “Admirable History”, which was about the various classifications and hierarchies of demons.

    i… did not knoW THAT AND THAT IS AMAZING UGH 

    (via darbroy)

    prayermachine:

    hateweasel:

    prayermachine:

    Kuroshitsuji: Names and meanings.

    Of course, Sebastian was named by Ciel - after his dog. It’s also entirely possible that Claude was also named by Alois, leaving his name meaning as a thinly vieled insult.

    Sebastian Michaelis is also the name of a French inquisitor known for writing the book “Admirable History”, which was about the various classifications and hierarchies of demons.

    i… did not knoW THAT AND THAT IS AMAZING UGH 

    (via darbroy)

  6. benjpierce:

    benjpierce:

    i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair

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    25

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    i can put 25 ponytails in my hair

    (via tyleroakley)

  7. (Source: e-x-e, via elle-is-a-freak)

  8. gorilllas:

    *video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

    (Source: hayleu, via elle-is-a-freak)